On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
because I turned up the heater
or like
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING
from my tv
or even
THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING
the dancefloor
(Source: samandriel, via payyourchildsupport)